i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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