brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I skipped work to stalk him.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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