your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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