scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
