is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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