haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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