ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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