Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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