I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we're making bets on your personal life
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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