Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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