Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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