this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she looked like the before picture.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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