the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
