I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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