I like to think it a success when the cops are called
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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