Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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