Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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