so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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