Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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