Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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