on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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