Swine flu is the new snow day.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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