UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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