You're my little dorito
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize
