I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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