I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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