I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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