We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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