"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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