i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
