Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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