We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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