i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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