Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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