"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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