Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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