I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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