I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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