her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
zippers are such a cool invention
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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