It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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