come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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