We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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