Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
did i walk over a car last night?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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