I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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