that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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