My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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