Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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