Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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