No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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