I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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